FWF RESULTS FROM SOUTH AMBOY, NJ 5/4/2013
Funkdafied Wrestling Federation returned to South Amboy, NJ's Cardinal McCarrick High School Gym on Saturday night May 4th. The turnout was definitely below expectations, a very light Saturday night crowd, but those who came witnessed some excellent action, and those who did not definitely missed out! Before the show, WWE Hall of Fame legend "El Matador" Tito Santana posed for pictures with the fans. Former NWS/FWF wrestler, back from active duty in the U.S. Navy, Nate Mustang was the flag bearer. In the opening contest, Kevin Knight defeated Roman Zachary, who was returning to FWF after many years. Roman fought out of a powerbomb attempt by Knight and went for a full-nelsonslam, but Knight shoved him off into the corner, then rolled him up from behind with a handful of tights and got the victory. In a tag-team match, Mike Massacre & Kyle "The Beast" Winant defeated Smokehouse & "The White Urkel" B. Fehrm. Fehrm endured several minutes of double-teaming before he superkicked Massacre and tagged in Smokehouse who smoked out both opponents until The Beast tossed him out of the ring from the apron. Fehrm hit a Nerd Cutter on The Beast from along the apron, smashing him to the floor, but then Massacre hit an overhead German Suplex on Fehrm and held him down for the 1-2-3. In a one-on-one encounter, The Jersey Kidd defeated "Low-Life" Louis Ramos. After a furious match, Ramos fought out of an Octupus submission hold by Kidd, pummeled him, then hit a flying leg drop from the top rope, but only got a two-count. Ramos went for an F-5, but Kidd fought out, shoved Ramos into the corner, then hit a running clothesline followed his "Jersey Leg Sweep" DDT finisher for the three-count. The 2 Rude Dudes ("Corrupted" Corey Havoc & "Rampage" Rogers), with manager Destiny, became the three-time FWF Tag-Team Champions by defeating current champions The Down Boys ("Tuff" Tony Scorace & Steve "The Gipper" Gipke). Despite a valiant effort by Scorace and Gipke, and some miscues by Havoc and Rampage, Rampage DDT'd Tuff Tony and pinned him to win the belts. During intermission, WWE Hall of Fame legend "El Matador" Tito Santana posed for more pictures in the ring with the fans. In a bonus match, "Jersey Shore Lunatic" Slayer defeated "Retro Rocker" Rikki Roxx. The match began on a friendly note between two apparent fan favorites, but after the two high-fived each other, Slayer turned his back and Retro hit him from behind, earning boos from the fans as he tore into Slayer. Retro pounded on Slayer inside and outside the ring, but could not put him away. Retro missed a running leg drop on Slayer, turrning the tide, and Slayer took down Retro with a neckbreaker DDT in the corner and pinned him 1-2-3. In a brutal one-on-one match, Eric Corvis defeated Lightning Bolt Johnson. Corvis jumped Johnson almost immediately and took the match outside, slamming each other into the ring post, ring steps, and the gym walls. The two finally got their match back in the ring and fought back and forth. Corvis missed a flying splash on Johnson. Johnson hit Corvis with a couple of big boots, then smashed Corvis face-first into the mat from a backslide position, but could only get a two count. Johnson had Corvis in a full-nelson hold, but Corvis back-kicked Johnson low in his groin when the referee wasn't looking, then covered the incapacitated Johnson and got the three-count. In the first of two main event matches, and a match that will be talked about for a long time, FWF Cruiserweight Champion Fast Eddie Franken retained his title in a Triple-Threat Ladder Match against former champion and current FWF owner "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie and "Stylin'" Brandon Kirk. Smoothie got in Eddie's face right away, but Brandon brought a ladder into play and made the first attempt to climb to the title, but Smoothie tipped the ladder, knocking Brandon to the floor, and then went after Eddie, bringing in a second ladder and slamming Eddie on top of it. Eddie reversed things and tossed Smoothie into the ladder after he had propped it up in the corner, then planted it in the center of the ring and began to climb towards the belt. Brandon returned to the ring and hit Eddie with a chair, knocking him off the ladder, and both he and Smoothie tried to climb the ladder, trading punches at the top and eventually knocking each other to the floor. Eddie returned to the ring with a chair and leveled both Smoothie and Brandon, then began climbing the ladder himself. But in an incredible move, Smoothie spring-boarded over the top rope and drop-kicked the ladder, splitting one of its main legs in two and knocking it and Eddie to the mat. Brandon returned to the ring but Smoothie wedged a chair in the corner and tossed Brandon into it. Smoothie attacked Eddie on the outside with the chair, then he and Brandon began fighting all over the gym, pummling each other with garbage cans and anything else within reach. As they fought towards the back balcony, Eddie appeared at the top of the balcony, and in one of the craziest moves ever witnessed in FWF, Eddie leaped from the balcony and took out Smoothie and Brandon (and the Security Staff as well!). The fans roared their appreciation with an ECW-style ""F-W-F... F-W-F!" chant. Eddie and Smoothie battled back into the ring, and Eddie smashed Smoothie into the remaining ladder on the mat with a Spaghetti neckbreaker, planted a wooden door in one corner, then placed the ladder in the middle of the ring and began climbing. Brandon limped back into the ring and climbed up the other side, trading punches with Eddie until the ladder buckled and they both fell to the mat. Brandon and Smoothie tried to toss each other into the wooden door in the corner, but Eddie charged at them both and speared them both through the door! With the referee steadying the buckled ladder, Eddie climbed to the top unopposed and retrieved the FWF Cruiserweight Belt, retaining the title. Cardinal McCarrick High School Vice-Principal Marjorie "Marge-In-Charge" Bryner was introduced as the Guest Ring Announcer for the final match. In the second of the two main event matches, WWE Hall Of Fame legend "El Matador" Tito Santana defeated "The Cold-Hearted Playa" Danny Demanto, with his manager Destiny. Despite Demanto's assertion that tonight was his night to finally defeat Tito (whom he had never defeated in their previous FWF meetings), the veteran Tito kept Demanto at bay early on. Demanto got in some offense on Tito, and had him down on the mat in a chinlock sleeperhold, but Tito fought his way to his feet and took Demanto down. Tito went for his Flying Burrito finisher, but Destiny grabbed his leg from the outside to stop the momentum. As Tito grabbed at Destiny, Demanto went to attack Tito from behind, but Tito obviously had seen this trick before and was ready, as he decked Demanto and knocked him flat on the mat, then locked in a Figure-Four Leglock, and Demanto immediately tapped out.
Funkdafied Wrestling Federation returned to South Amboy, NJ's Cardinal McCarrick High School Gym on Saturday night May 4th. The turnout was definitely below expectations, a very light Saturday night crowd, but those who came witnessed some excellent action, and those who did not definitely missed out! Before the show, WWE Hall of Fame legend "El Matador" Tito Santana posed for pictures with the fans. Former NWS/FWF wrestler, back from active duty in the U.S. Navy, Nate Mustang was the flag bearer. In the opening contest, Kevin Knight defeated Roman Zachary, who was returning to FWF after many years. Roman fought out of a powerbomb attempt by Knight and went for a full-nelsonslam, but Knight shoved him off into the corner, then rolled him up from behind with a handful of tights and got the victory. In a tag-team match, Mike Massacre & Kyle "The Beast" Winant defeated Smokehouse & "The White Urkel" B. Fehrm. Fehrm endured several minutes of double-teaming before he superkicked Massacre and tagged in Smokehouse who smoked out both opponents until The Beast tossed him out of the ring from the apron. Fehrm hit a Nerd Cutter on The Beast from along the apron, smashing him to the floor, but then Massacre hit an overhead German Suplex on Fehrm and held him down for the 1-2-3. In a one-on-one encounter, The Jersey Kidd defeated "Low-Life" Louis Ramos. After a furious match, Ramos fought out of an Octupus submission hold by Kidd, pummeled him, then hit a flying leg drop from the top rope, but only got a two-count. Ramos went for an F-5, but Kidd fought out, shoved Ramos into the corner, then hit a running clothesline followed his "Jersey Leg Sweep" DDT finisher for the three-count. The 2 Rude Dudes ("Corrupted" Corey Havoc & "Rampage" Rogers), with manager Destiny, became the three-time FWF Tag-Team Champions by defeating current champions The Down Boys ("Tuff" Tony Scorace & Steve "The Gipper" Gipke). Despite a valiant effort by Scorace and Gipke, and some miscues by Havoc and Rampage, Rampage DDT'd Tuff Tony and pinned him to win the belts. During intermission, WWE Hall of Fame legend "El Matador" Tito Santana posed for more pictures in the ring with the fans. In a bonus match, "Jersey Shore Lunatic" Slayer defeated "Retro Rocker" Rikki Roxx. The match began on a friendly note between two apparent fan favorites, but after the two high-fived each other, Slayer turned his back and Retro hit him from behind, earning boos from the fans as he tore into Slayer. Retro pounded on Slayer inside and outside the ring, but could not put him away. Retro missed a running leg drop on Slayer, turrning the tide, and Slayer took down Retro with a neckbreaker DDT in the corner and pinned him 1-2-3. In a brutal one-on-one match, Eric Corvis defeated Lightning Bolt Johnson. Corvis jumped Johnson almost immediately and took the match outside, slamming each other into the ring post, ring steps, and the gym walls. The two finally got their match back in the ring and fought back and forth. Corvis missed a flying splash on Johnson. Johnson hit Corvis with a couple of big boots, then smashed Corvis face-first into the mat from a backslide position, but could only get a two count. Johnson had Corvis in a full-nelson hold, but Corvis back-kicked Johnson low in his groin when the referee wasn't looking, then covered the incapacitated Johnson and got the three-count. In the first of two main event matches, and a match that will be talked about for a long time, FWF Cruiserweight Champion Fast Eddie Franken retained his title in a Triple-Threat Ladder Match against former champion and current FWF owner "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie and "Stylin'" Brandon Kirk. Smoothie got in Eddie's face right away, but Brandon brought a ladder into play and made the first attempt to climb to the title, but Smoothie tipped the ladder, knocking Brandon to the floor, and then went after Eddie, bringing in a second ladder and slamming Eddie on top of it. Eddie reversed things and tossed Smoothie into the ladder after he had propped it up in the corner, then planted it in the center of the ring and began to climb towards the belt. Brandon returned to the ring and hit Eddie with a chair, knocking him off the ladder, and both he and Smoothie tried to climb the ladder, trading punches at the top and eventually knocking each other to the floor. Eddie returned to the ring with a chair and leveled both Smoothie and Brandon, then began climbing the ladder himself. But in an incredible move, Smoothie spring-boarded over the top rope and drop-kicked the ladder, splitting one of its main legs in two and knocking it and Eddie to the mat. Brandon returned to the ring but Smoothie wedged a chair in the corner and tossed Brandon into it. Smoothie attacked Eddie on the outside with the chair, then he and Brandon began fighting all over the gym, pummling each other with garbage cans and anything else within reach. As they fought towards the back balcony, Eddie appeared at the top of the balcony, and in one of the craziest moves ever witnessed in FWF, Eddie leaped from the balcony and took out Smoothie and Brandon (and the Security Staff as well!). The fans roared their appreciation with an ECW-style ""F-W-F... F-W-F!" chant. Eddie and Smoothie battled back into the ring, and Eddie smashed Smoothie into the remaining ladder on the mat with a Spaghetti neckbreaker, planted a wooden door in one corner, then placed the ladder in the middle of the ring and began climbing. Brandon limped back into the ring and climbed up the other side, trading punches with Eddie until the ladder buckled and they both fell to the mat. Brandon and Smoothie tried to toss each other into the wooden door in the corner, but Eddie charged at them both and speared them both through the door! With the referee steadying the buckled ladder, Eddie climbed to the top unopposed and retrieved the FWF Cruiserweight Belt, retaining the title. Cardinal McCarrick High School Vice-Principal Marjorie "Marge-In-Charge" Bryner was introduced as the Guest Ring Announcer for the final match. In the second of the two main event matches, WWE Hall Of Fame legend "El Matador" Tito Santana defeated "The Cold-Hearted Playa" Danny Demanto, with his manager Destiny. Despite Demanto's assertion that tonight was his night to finally defeat Tito (whom he had never defeated in their previous FWF meetings), the veteran Tito kept Demanto at bay early on. Demanto got in some offense on Tito, and had him down on the mat in a chinlock sleeperhold, but Tito fought his way to his feet and took Demanto down. Tito went for his Flying Burrito finisher, but Destiny grabbed his leg from the outside to stop the momentum. As Tito grabbed at Destiny, Demanto went to attack Tito from behind, but Tito obviously had seen this trick before and was ready, as he decked Demanto and knocked him flat on the mat, then locked in a Figure-Four Leglock, and Demanto immediately tapped out.
FWF RESULTS FROM MAY 3 EVENT IN ROSELLE NEW JERSEY
Funkdafied Wrestling Federation made their Roselle, New Jersey debut on Friday, May 3 before a very enthusiastic, albeit lighter than expected crowd.
The show started with the Mayor welcoming the fans and thanked them for supporting the town and all their efforts and welcomed FwF to the school.
The first match was an over the top battle royal which was won by Danny Demanto
The second bout was a match featuring the best cruiser weights of two companies...FwF champion Eddie Franken and pro wrestling's Mike Dennis. This match was full of high flying action and near the 10 minute mark, Eddie caught his opponent in a crucifix and scored what many consider an upset win
Next was a 3 way dance between B. Ferm, Kyle The Beast Wynant and JD Smoothie. Fans were on their feet as The Beast seems to becoming a fan favorite in FwF. At the end of the match, it was JD Smoothie pinning B. Fehrm for the win
Next was a match years in the making as local talent Too Hot Steve Scott took on a man he grew up idolizing Danny Demanto. Scott went to Abraham Clark High School and had a lot to prove to his fans in attendance. The two of them took it all over the building breaking chairs and each other for nearly 12 minutes before Scott pinned Demanto for the win.
Fans met Tito Santana in the ring during intermission
Next was the FwF Tag Team Championship pitting the title holders, The Down Boys against The Angus Brothers. The Angus Brothers, after battling each other at the last Union show came together and looked like they were going to take the belts a few times during the match, but the Down Boys proved why they are champions and came away with the victory.
Next was another title bout pitting FwF Heavyweight champion The Atomic Dog against East Coast Star Roman Zachary. Zachary attacked The Dog at the opening bell and the two battled back and forth. The fans kept barking which brought Atomic Dog back to life as he hit Roman with a power slam and the pin
The main event saw The Two Rude Dudes take on Kevin Knight and WWE Hall Of Famer Tito Santana. This was a classic old school vs new school as The Dudes tried every way they could to cheat their way to victory, but the two veterans proved too much for the Dudes With Attitude as Tito Santana pinned Rampage Rogers in the middle of the ring
Funkdafied Wrestling Federation made their Roselle, New Jersey debut on Friday, May 3 before a very enthusiastic, albeit lighter than expected crowd.
The show started with the Mayor welcoming the fans and thanked them for supporting the town and all their efforts and welcomed FwF to the school.
The first match was an over the top battle royal which was won by Danny Demanto
The second bout was a match featuring the best cruiser weights of two companies...FwF champion Eddie Franken and pro wrestling's Mike Dennis. This match was full of high flying action and near the 10 minute mark, Eddie caught his opponent in a crucifix and scored what many consider an upset win
Next was a 3 way dance between B. Ferm, Kyle The Beast Wynant and JD Smoothie. Fans were on their feet as The Beast seems to becoming a fan favorite in FwF. At the end of the match, it was JD Smoothie pinning B. Fehrm for the win
Next was a match years in the making as local talent Too Hot Steve Scott took on a man he grew up idolizing Danny Demanto. Scott went to Abraham Clark High School and had a lot to prove to his fans in attendance. The two of them took it all over the building breaking chairs and each other for nearly 12 minutes before Scott pinned Demanto for the win.
Fans met Tito Santana in the ring during intermission
Next was the FwF Tag Team Championship pitting the title holders, The Down Boys against The Angus Brothers. The Angus Brothers, after battling each other at the last Union show came together and looked like they were going to take the belts a few times during the match, but the Down Boys proved why they are champions and came away with the victory.
Next was another title bout pitting FwF Heavyweight champion The Atomic Dog against East Coast Star Roman Zachary. Zachary attacked The Dog at the opening bell and the two battled back and forth. The fans kept barking which brought Atomic Dog back to life as he hit Roman with a power slam and the pin
The main event saw The Two Rude Dudes take on Kevin Knight and WWE Hall Of Famer Tito Santana. This was a classic old school vs new school as The Dudes tried every way they could to cheat their way to victory, but the two veterans proved too much for the Dudes With Attitude as Tito Santana pinned Rampage Rogers in the middle of the ring
FWF RESULTS FROM "FWF VADER TIME" APRIL 27TH, 2013
Funkdafied Wrestling Federation returned to their favorite Jersey Shore venue, the Brick, NJ Elks Lodge, on Saturday night April 27th, and another loud and energetic Jersey Shore crowd filled the hall once again.
Before the show, the fans got autographs and took pictures with former WWE & WCW International superstar Big Van Vader.
The Lords of Rock and Roll ("Retro Rocker" Rikki Roxx & the Jersey Kidd) defeated Ray Ray Marz & Slayer, with manager "Big 80's" Donnie V. after Jersey Kidd ducked a running leg-kick from Marz and rolled him up for a pin with his feet on the ropes for leverage (which the referee didn't see).
Corrupted Youth defeated "The White Urkel" B. Fehrm after fighting out of a Nerd Cutter from Fehrm and hitting a standing Lariat Drop on Fehrm for the three-count.
FWF Cruiserweight Champion "Fast" Eddie Franken retained his title against Vinny Cenzo after fighting out of a superplex attempt by Vinny and hitting a flying Spaghetti Neckbreaker on him for the pin.
In a tag-team Grudge Match, The 2 Rude Dudes ("Corrupted" Corey Havoc & "Rampage" Rogers), managed by Savannah, won by disqualification over "Bounty Hunter" Johnny Ringo & Kevin Knight, who were managed by "Big 80's" Donnie V. After Ringo's knee was worked over for several minutes by the Dudes, Knight tagged in and cleaned house, but when he pitched Havoc into the corner, Referee Kenny Edwards got caught in the corner and was laid out. Havoc tried to take advantage by seizing his megaphone and aiming a shot at Knight's head, but Knight ducked and seized the megaphone. As the referee came to, Havoc then dropped down to the mat and laid on his back, pretending Knight had hit him with the megaphone. The referee saw Havoc on the mat and the megaphone in Knight's hands, and disqualified Knight and Ringo.
As Knight and Ringo were leaving the ring, out came Danny Demanto with a steel chair and laid them both out. He then took the microphone and announced that despite the resume of his scheduled opponent, former WWE & WCW international star Big Van Vader, he was going to take him down tonight, and invited Vader to come out and have the match right now. Vader came out suited up and ready to go, and Danny thought better and retreated to the outside. Danny then announced that the night's main event was now a tag-team match, and introduced his opponent, FWF owner "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie. Reluctant at first, Smoothie agreed. Demanto invited Vader to select any tag-team partner he wanted, and Vader introduced Lightning Bolt Johnson as his tag-team partner for the main event.
During intermission, the fans posed for pictures in the ring with Big Van Vader, and FWF celebrated birthdays, including Commissioner Al LiCata.
In a one-on-two Handicap Match, T.N.T defeated The American Muscle Sharks (Mark Modest & Mike Matixx). Matixx and Modest worked over T.N.T's knee for several minutes, keeping him at bay, but the big veteran eventually powered out, and he and Referee S.P. Anderson double chokeslammed Modest and Matixx for the double pin.
FWF Heavyweight Champion The Atomic Dog retained his title against number-one challenger Big Jeff Noyze, with manager Captain Johnny Kool. Before the match, both wrestlers agreed that this would be a no-holds-barred no-rules match. After a hard-hitting match inside and outside the ring, neither man could still pin the other. Johnny Kool tried to toss Noyze the Dog's chain to use as a weapon, but his aim was bad and Atomic Dog caught the chain and leveled Noyze with it and got the pin 1-2-3.
In the main event, former WWE & WCW international star Big Van Vader & Lightning Bolt Johnson defeated "The Cold-Hearted Playa" Danny Demanto. Unable to do anything against Vader, Demanto and Smoothie worked over Johnson. Vader eventually tagged in and cleaned house, delivering Vader-Bombs to both Demanto and Smoothie and covering them both for the 1-2-3.
Funkdafied Wrestling Federation returned to their favorite Jersey Shore venue, the Brick, NJ Elks Lodge, on Saturday night April 27th, and another loud and energetic Jersey Shore crowd filled the hall once again.
Before the show, the fans got autographs and took pictures with former WWE & WCW International superstar Big Van Vader.
The Lords of Rock and Roll ("Retro Rocker" Rikki Roxx & the Jersey Kidd) defeated Ray Ray Marz & Slayer, with manager "Big 80's" Donnie V. after Jersey Kidd ducked a running leg-kick from Marz and rolled him up for a pin with his feet on the ropes for leverage (which the referee didn't see).
Corrupted Youth defeated "The White Urkel" B. Fehrm after fighting out of a Nerd Cutter from Fehrm and hitting a standing Lariat Drop on Fehrm for the three-count.
FWF Cruiserweight Champion "Fast" Eddie Franken retained his title against Vinny Cenzo after fighting out of a superplex attempt by Vinny and hitting a flying Spaghetti Neckbreaker on him for the pin.
In a tag-team Grudge Match, The 2 Rude Dudes ("Corrupted" Corey Havoc & "Rampage" Rogers), managed by Savannah, won by disqualification over "Bounty Hunter" Johnny Ringo & Kevin Knight, who were managed by "Big 80's" Donnie V. After Ringo's knee was worked over for several minutes by the Dudes, Knight tagged in and cleaned house, but when he pitched Havoc into the corner, Referee Kenny Edwards got caught in the corner and was laid out. Havoc tried to take advantage by seizing his megaphone and aiming a shot at Knight's head, but Knight ducked and seized the megaphone. As the referee came to, Havoc then dropped down to the mat and laid on his back, pretending Knight had hit him with the megaphone. The referee saw Havoc on the mat and the megaphone in Knight's hands, and disqualified Knight and Ringo.
As Knight and Ringo were leaving the ring, out came Danny Demanto with a steel chair and laid them both out. He then took the microphone and announced that despite the resume of his scheduled opponent, former WWE & WCW international star Big Van Vader, he was going to take him down tonight, and invited Vader to come out and have the match right now. Vader came out suited up and ready to go, and Danny thought better and retreated to the outside. Danny then announced that the night's main event was now a tag-team match, and introduced his opponent, FWF owner "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie. Reluctant at first, Smoothie agreed. Demanto invited Vader to select any tag-team partner he wanted, and Vader introduced Lightning Bolt Johnson as his tag-team partner for the main event.
During intermission, the fans posed for pictures in the ring with Big Van Vader, and FWF celebrated birthdays, including Commissioner Al LiCata.
In a one-on-two Handicap Match, T.N.T defeated The American Muscle Sharks (Mark Modest & Mike Matixx). Matixx and Modest worked over T.N.T's knee for several minutes, keeping him at bay, but the big veteran eventually powered out, and he and Referee S.P. Anderson double chokeslammed Modest and Matixx for the double pin.
FWF Heavyweight Champion The Atomic Dog retained his title against number-one challenger Big Jeff Noyze, with manager Captain Johnny Kool. Before the match, both wrestlers agreed that this would be a no-holds-barred no-rules match. After a hard-hitting match inside and outside the ring, neither man could still pin the other. Johnny Kool tried to toss Noyze the Dog's chain to use as a weapon, but his aim was bad and Atomic Dog caught the chain and leveled Noyze with it and got the pin 1-2-3.
In the main event, former WWE & WCW international star Big Van Vader & Lightning Bolt Johnson defeated "The Cold-Hearted Playa" Danny Demanto. Unable to do anything against Vader, Demanto and Smoothie worked over Johnson. Vader eventually tagged in and cleaned house, delivering Vader-Bombs to both Demanto and Smoothie and covering them both for the 1-2-3.